Tuesday, July 11, 2006

KIDS R STILL KIDS

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster,
the boss asked, "Is yur Daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home
alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who
should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now very alarmed.

In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed
the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle:soft laugh

"Me...."

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Teringat kisah Rizq last weekend. Hari Ahad tu dia poo poo. So lepas aku cuci everything, aku nak pakaikan dia pampers. Punyalah susah..menggeliat sana menggeliat sini. Akhirnya 2 pampers dia tarik & buakak sendiri. Habis terkoyak. Dekat 1/2 jam jugak aku mengerjakan dia. Mengejar dia yang lari keliling rumah tak nak pakai pampers.

So last last aku kata.. "Rizq.. kalau Rizq tak nak pakai Pampers nanti mummy suruh tiger gigit Rizq punya bird".

Dengan selambanya dia amek tiger (mainan dia) gelak gelak and letak tonyoh tonyoh kat dia punya bird.

Mesti dalam hati dia cakap.."See mummy! Tiger cannot do anything to me!"

Hampeh!

22 comments:

MAMARISYIA said...

hahahha..sib baik dia tak auta maam dihulur tiger tu kat bird dia...adoiadoiadoi...lagi haru mummy dia pening kepala...anak aku ada gak masalah tu dulu aku guna tektik macamana tau!!tak pakai pampers nanti lipas masuk punggung baru tau...kelam kabut kawan! kawan geli lipas benornya...

alinlai said...

ha ha ha lawak lawak...kecik-kecik dah pandai auta, tarak apa...try trick lain plak..kot-kot menjadi cuba lagi Achik cuba lagi...

Sherin Almashor said...

Hahahahaha.. mmg cute la Rizq ni. Pandai dia tu.. hehehehehehehe... pening kepala u ye MB? hahahahaha.. mmg pening but kelakar and one day you will sit back and laugh at all this.. Lepas tu bila u cerita pada Rizq when he's bigger, ha... sure dia malu..hehehehehe:) A good one!

Syikin said...

huish..masalah negara tul kalau anak terlebih bijak mcm dlm kes atas tu.sampai helikopter bagai masuk campur.

so, akhirnya rizq nak pakai diaper jugak tak?

marlinabaharom said...

MR-dia tak kenal lipas lagi. so aku kena carik haiwan lain laaa..

lyn-otak auta tu dapat achik rasa mesti dpt dr kamarul!

sherin-nanti bila besar i'll just show him my blog.. sendiri baca..haa..haaa

syikin-after dah berkejar-kejar, i panggil daddy dia suruh pegang kaki tangan supaya tak leh gerak.. at last, pakai jugak!

.:HalogamoRa:. said...

hi...wht shld i call u ya? anyway i'm blog hopin' fm ontahsapo.

this n3 makes me laugh...go ones. keep on writing.

feel free to visit my blog dear.

.:HalogamoRa:. said...

alamak! typo error la beb...it's actually good ones not go ones hehe

marlinabaharom said...

halogamora-thanx for visiting. frens and families call me ina. some achik. but since blogging blogger known me as mar. u can call me ina, mar or achik. anyway u like it.

Ayu said...

hahaha lawak la Rizq saba jer.. haha sian mak dia

ontahsapo said...

mengeliat nak pakai pampers tu memang lah, minggu aku teruk ngerjakan dia, dari mandi sampai ke nak berbaju, isk kemain lasaknyer la...ikut mak dia agak nyer...ha ha..

marlinabaharom said...

ayu-itu baru hujung minggu jer melayan dia.. kalo hari hari???

OS-naper? mak dia pun susah nak berbaju ker? hee..hee...

ibuVouge said...

hhahhaha
lawak la MB..
kalau IV LA takut frog, tapi skang dia ada alasan la.."ibu xde rain frog sleep'
aduh kena cari alasan lain pula

marlinabaharom said...

IV-frog tu jadik bahan mainan dia ajer! fening... fening....

NZNM said...

Gelak guling2...ank2 skrg bijak sungguh..he..he..bab liat nak pakai pampers mmg boleh buat mak gerrram sgt.Kalau pakai herot2 mau bocor pulak. Sabo jela..

Hr tu dah try toilet train. Tp member siap lebih dr 3kali kencing & berak dlm seluar.So ummi surrender. Pakai ler pampers balik.Bila ntah nak train balik. Dah 2th 2 bln ank bjg tu

marlinabaharom said...

nznm-potty dah beli lama.. tapi blom train lagi. tunggu 2 bulan lg, dia genap 2 tahun. then insyaallah nak cuba poty train..

Zakiah said...

hahahhah...speechless baca cerita ni...budak budak mmg auta banyak...

marlinabaharom said...

zakiah-otak derang sentiasa berjalan...

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