KIDS R STILL KIDS

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster,
the boss asked, "Is yur Daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home
alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who
should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now very alarmed.

In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed
the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle:soft laugh

"Me...."

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Teringat kisah Rizq last weekend. Hari Ahad tu dia poo poo. So lepas aku cuci everything, aku nak pakaikan dia pampers. Punyalah susah..menggeliat sana menggeliat sini. Akhirnya 2 pampers dia tarik & buakak sendiri. Habis terkoyak. Dekat 1/2 jam jugak aku mengerjakan dia. Mengejar dia yang lari keliling rumah tak nak pakai pampers.

So last last aku kata.. "Rizq.. kalau Rizq tak nak pakai Pampers nanti mummy suruh tiger gigit Rizq punya bird".

Dengan selambanya dia amek tiger (mainan dia) gelak gelak and letak tonyoh tonyoh kat dia punya bird.

Mesti dalam hati dia cakap.."See mummy! Tiger cannot do anything to me!"

Hampeh!